Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Re: On A Cold Christmas Eve You Promised Me Broadway Was Waiting For Me...

Despite the grey clouds and it looking like it may snow, it's quite warm here in the city today. I do not approve. Just as I don't approve of the tourists and my new neighbors rocking out to Maroon 5... a fact I had to Google since I can so clearly hear the lyrics through the wall.

There's a special place in hell for people who listen to Maroon 5 on purpose, and it's right next to those who give a damn about Coldplay and Lady Whatever.

I feel so Christmasy, apparently... I'm just busting with holiday cheer like a fucking gingerbread cookie covered in red sprinkles.
xo.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your Christmas present is that opted for Maroon 5 and not Nickleback. Merry Christmas!

Intense Auburn said...

Um, please do not lump Coldplay in with those other douchebags! xoxo

boredinpa said...

lol i just told my sister the exact thing a week ago. we got into because she loves maroon five and i told well there is a special place in douchebag hell for maroon 5 or what i call them moron 5 lovers. you gotta be a moron to fall for their pop and empty lyrics!