Me: Because I'm taking photos.
Homeless Woman: Why do you look so lost?
Me: I'm not lost at all. I have Google Maps on my BlackBerry.
Homeless Woman: No. I mean you look empty and angry.
Me: I'm not empty and angry. I'm just from New York City.
Homeless Woman: Do taking photos bring you joy?
Me: I suppose. Can I take your photo?
Homeless Woman: No photos! It robs the soul.
Me: Fine...
Homeless Woman: Will you find joy in the world?
Me: I doubt it.
Homeless Woman: Do taking photos bring you joy?
Me: You already asked me this.
Homeless Woman: You look empty and angry. Are you lonesome inside?
Me: I gotta go...have a nice time massaging your feet out here in public.
Homeless Woman: Do taking photos bring you joy?
(I just keep walking towards Good Vibrations where I'm meeting my friend, just as I walk in the door I hear...)
Homeless Woman: Masturbation is against God's plan! Stay away from that abomination of a place!
*It should be noted that we seriously considered buying her a lil' treat from the store so she could massage something besides her dirty feet...
2 comments:
But she'll sit right outside the store? I thought she thinks it's an abomination?! Hope you got something good Mandy!
I agree - if she's so anti-masturbation she should choose another corner to massage her feet!
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