While trying to fend off Alex who won't stop eating my French fries:
Me: "Let me get this straight: you've come to eat my fries after telling me that you ate all of Ali's fries, who came to me and told me she didn't have any fries and so she took half of my fries?!"
Alex: "No, she had fries when she took your fries, but then we ate her fries and your fries, so I needed more of your fries."
Me: "So Ali is a whore for fries is what I'm gathering, yes?"
Alex: "It's better than being a whore for dick..."
Me: "I don't know...depends on the dick, I guess..."
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