Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Stupid Coworker's Quote of the Day.


As we all know, I can't deal with conversations that involve shit, poop, defecation, doodie...or whatever the hell you want to call it. However, the topic is always coming up in the office. While describing the reasons why she won't use a toilet that has toilet paper in it, although no signs of "number two" are present, Laura said:

"I just can't do it. I just think how if I pee and someone did take a shit, it will bounce up into me...then I'll have someone's poop in my vagina..."

(It should be noted that when Laura announced this, one of the older coworkers walked by, blushed and will probably spend his evening at home rocking himself back and forth in his bed as he tries to forget what he heard and the image the words conjured.)

4 comments:

Pa Gub'ment stooge said...

You would have died last week (I know I did) had you been privy to my being summoned and then informed that I was to make sure there was a generous supply of deodorizer in the men's room. I was then given a detailed explanation of how my boss changes his colostomy bag courtesy of his recent surgery.
Willing to take me with you and push me out of the plane on the first leg of your new life?

Anonymous said...

I really thought I was the only one who had such an irrational fear. I would have never admit to it so I'm glad Laura is out there saying what I can't.

*Jen* said...

Good lord, just flush it and carry on.

Justin said...

I don't even have a vagina and that makes perfect sense to me.