Stupid Coworker: Did you go out last night?
Me: No.
Stupid Coworker: Yes, you did...you totally look like you did.
Me: What does that even mean?
Stupid Coworker: Your eyes are bloodshot and your lips are extra red - like you've been kissing someone too long...
Me: Maybe I was kissing someone too long!
Stupid Coworker: Yeah right! Deep-throating an entire bottle of wine doesn't count as "getting any."
Me: I hate to admit it, but you totally just summed up my evening...
1 comments:
As much as you hate your coworkers they can be pretty fucking funny - even the dumb as shit ones.
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