Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Stupid Coworker's Quote of the Day.

Out of the blue, Irving from the accounting department sprinted past me yelling: "I need a clit! A clit! I need a clit!"

Me: "A what?"

Irving: "A clit! You know, a clit!"

Me: "I'm not sure how to respond, so I'm going to pretend this never happened..."

10 comments:

Stephen said...

Is Irving the fella with the lisp? Did he need a paper CLIP?

If not, then even I feel sexually harassed.

Anonymous said...

^
Lisp guy = IT guy
Irving = Accounting guy
Pregnant lady = hungry bloated swamp creature

angry mandy said...

anonymous is so on top of his or her game...

Stephen said...

Well I guess Irving is just a perv, then.

Got it!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous=her=ME

I keep stealing the wind from Stephen's sails /preen

I very much enjoy your blog, Mandy! Every day you don't write something, the baby Jesus cries.

Teacher Thom said...

OMG I love it!!!

And you, so...poised ;)

angry mandy said...

dear anonymous:
i heart you! and i should've known you were a girl...we're much more perceptive than that other gender...
xo.

Anonymous said...

^Thanks mandy! However, if you indeed <3 me so, you will post a picture of the famed Hubbell, or atleast a very detailed and loving description.
Also, your readers deserve to know whether you and the Swede are an item. He sounds like a dish!

angry mandy said...

dearest anonymous:
hubbell is a 23 pound jack russell with wonky paws that always looks like he's standing in ballet's first position. he's a brat and likes to start fights with dogs ten times his size on the street.

as for Swede...yes, he's a "dish." in fact, his blog is listed on the front page there: "christoffer does america." as for being an item...hmm...no, he's one of my best friends, my most fun friend, my partner in crime and my favorite dancing and drinking buddy...we could never be an item because items don't last and i never want to lose him.

wow. and that was me being sensitive...

Anonymous said...

^Oh dear, he comma splices. I see why you passed on the swedish meatball.

Hubbell sounds like quite the hefty gentlemen! Perhaps you'll consider posting images of him around Halloween? While he sports some adorable seasonal costume, for instance. I've looved jack russells since 'Wishbone', althought I must admit it was awkward to watch a dog play the role of Odysseus to a human Penelope.