Stupid Coworker's Quote(s) of the Day.

As I’m walking through the front door first thing this morning, with my iPod headphones still in my ears:

Stupid Coworker W: Did UPS come yet?

Me: I don’t know - I just got here.

Stupid Coworker W: Well, if UPS had gotten here and I got a package, you would’ve given it to me, right?

Me: If I were here and I saw a package with your name on it, yes, I would give it to you…

Stupid Coworker W: Because I’m expecting something.

Me: That’s nice.

(ten minutes later)

Stupid Coworker W: Did I get a package from UPS?

Me: No.

Stupid Coworker W: I just checked the UPS website – it said my package is out for delivery.

Me: Okay.

Stupid Coworker W: So that means it’s on its way?

Me: Yes, one would assume that would mean it's "out for delivery."

Stupid Coworker W: Now when a package comes in with my name on it, you’ll give it to me, right?

Me: W, what else would I possibly do with it? Seriously…you think I’m going to throw it out or something? Maybe stash it under my desk for fun or sell it on the street to make some extra cash?

Stupid Coworker W: Haha. No, I just want to make sure I get it.

Me: Well, if you keep asking me, your chances of ever getting it are going to decrease...just so you know.

Stupid Coworker W: Huh?

Me: Whatever. When it gets here, I'll give it to you, okay?