Me: No.
Coworker Karen: You do realize that you can get pneumonia, right?
Me: No.
Coworker Karen: Well you can.
Me: Yeah, maybe if I'm 80 years old...
Coworker Karen: No! Even at your age...don't come crying to me when you're on your deathbed with pneumonia.
Me: I won't.
Coworker Karen: And just so you know, I think it would be really selfish of you to die before I can lose this baby weight and fit into a great dress for your funeral.
Me: Dude, it will be a long drawn out dying process...I won't die until October or November...so you have plenty of time to get into a nice dress.
Coworker Karen: You do realize that you can get pneumonia, right?
Me: No.
Coworker Karen: Well you can.
Me: Yeah, maybe if I'm 80 years old...
Coworker Karen: No! Even at your age...don't come crying to me when you're on your deathbed with pneumonia.
Me: I won't.
Coworker Karen: And just so you know, I think it would be really selfish of you to die before I can lose this baby weight and fit into a great dress for your funeral.
Me: Dude, it will be a long drawn out dying process...I won't die until October or November...so you have plenty of time to get into a nice dress.
Coworker Karen: Well, that's nice of you to prolong your dying...
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