On average, we get anywhere between ten and twenty packages a day delivered to the office. I distribute those packages, because if I didn't most of you would sit on your asses and call UPS to question their whereabouts because getting up off your ass to check the shipping room (rather apropos name, isn't it?) for them is a concept that most of you haven't been able to grasp (kinda like replacing the toilet paper when you use the last piece).
I'm not sure how many times I've had to address the issue regarding the placement of empty boxes in the shipping room, but I'm pretty sure it's well in the double digits. I know it might seem strange to some of you that leaving empty boxes in the middle of the shipping room is rude behavior, because you suck so much at life that you're unable to see outside your sad world, but it is. In order for the shipping room to be used effectively, it's paramount that all empty boxes are neatly stacked under the table in the shipping room. You see, when you neatly stack something and put it under something else, it then means it's out of the way. When things are out of the way, work becomes more efficient. It's really as simple as 1+1=2, isn't it?
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