Thursday, July 16, 2009

Obnoxious Use of Inter-Office Message Pal.

Mandy: Tina, please note that I'm compiling a list of people in the office whom I'd never like to speak to again. I will print out a copy, give it to you, then you can tell these people to refrain from speaking to me.

Intern Tina: Okay.

Mandy: Also, is there any coffee back there? I may need you to make me a cup as I'm quite busy up here now that I'm working on this list. You know how I take it.

Intern Tina: Sure.

Mandy: Tina, you seem to be placating me. Is it safe to assume you are not understanding my dire need to work on this list and put it into effect ASAP?

Intern Tina: What's placating?

Mandy: Please refer to m-w.com. Again, I'm really busy working on this list and really can't give you definitions at the moment.

Intern Tina: Okay.

Mandy: Tina, when you don't cater to my needs, it gives me a complex.

Intern Tina: What do u mean?

Mandy: Tina, on a scale from one to ten, how pretty do you think I am?

Intern Tina: Listen to urself - u sound crazeeee.

Mandy: Tina, I'm ending this conversation now. You've not only given me a complex, but you can't spell.

Intern Tina: I'm not giving u a complex. omg. your soooo weird.

Mandy: We're in a fight 4eva...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mandy you are hilarious! Wish you worked in my office to deal with some of the insanity here. For instance, how would you handle an office full of women that like to show off their pedicures and walk around barefoot like hillbillies. By the way, I tried to address it but upper management said they see not problem with it. Never mind that it's just gross!

mel said...

you crack me up, girl.