Coworker Alex: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
Coworker Alex: I bet in high school you were that mean alternative girl who thought she was better than everybody else. I bet you listened to Nirvana or some grunge shit.
Me: So? That's better than being the Jappy bitch that you were...the kind who threw Twinkies at the fat chicks...
Coworker Alex: I wouldn't do that...I'd eat the Twinkies myself then throw them up...
Me: Oh, yeah...I forgot you're not only the office bitch, but the office bulimic, too.
7 comments:
I hope you realize how hilarious this sounds!
wow the smarts! you are still the mean alternative girl who's listening to nirvana godammit.
tu chez, swede, tu chez...
now i want a twinkie...damnit
I am with Amy. Now I need to go buy Twinkies.
"I bet you listened to Nirvana or some grunge shit." Wow. So sorry Nirvana interrupted your perfect little early 90's mixtape life, which probably included such groundbreaking songs as: Whoomp there it is!, 2 Legit 2 Quit and anything by Color Me Bad and John Secada. How many, "Now, That's What I Call Music", albums do you own Alex?
the anonymous above me is my hero^
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