Just look at Doug II! Isn't he dashing standing there next to that random tube of chapstick? Isn't he just the type of fella you wanna take home and introduce to mom? He's a silent guy (how I prefer 'em), and an endless sources of fun (should I actually allow someone to play with him); and he's just about the swellest damn thing coming down the road!
It was not too long ago that I mourned the passing (read: thievery) of Doug I; but that which doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, yes? Yes! So here I am, back in smiley mode over Doug II, the rubber band ball of dreams...Granted, he's not quite the luscious size of Doug I, but in due time, my friends, in due time.
Please feel free to give Doug II a lil' love nudge on his vast collection of super awesome rubber bands whenever you pass by my desk. However, I do ask that you refrain from trying to feed him. Although he's the current love of my life (read: he's not gonna give me any grief), he technically doesn't have a mouth, so, you know, eating just isn't really going to work. He had pizza sauce on him last week...and I know it wasn't from me...I mean, there is a limit to my lunacy after all (read: I tried to give him a sip of iced coffee and created a mini-mess). Swoon...
xo.
5 comments:
You're such a weirdo - love it!
I came here via STFU, Parents. And although the debacle with you know who is what drew me to this site, I'm going to stay because I just have to see how things with Doug II are going to pan out.
Everyone needs a Doug in their life!
PS I found you via STFU, Parents too! Glad to have found you!
thanks so much, Dingo and LaughingKatie!
I freaking love this blog! I just spent the last hour reading back posts and almost peed my pants several times. I also found you thanks to STFU - that guy Ian may have tried to take you down, but I bet you've gained a bunch of new fans in the process, Angry Lady!
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