Re: Grey Slacks.

According to the woman at the front desk in the lobby, we will be fined every time one of our food delivery guys uses the front door. Personally, I'm not sure how I feel about this...seems like we're living in a caste system if we start thinking such behavior is all right, if you ask me: the delivery guy can't even use the same elevator as the rest of us?! But I digress...

Upon further investigation (I always dreamed of being a special agent for the FBI), I was informed by the property manager that food delivery should have always been coming in through the Crosby freight entrance. However, due to laziness and apathy on the part of the security and maintenance departments in the building, the policy was never enforced. But now we got "Dee" down there, and Dee be in charge, yo. Dee is the (lovely?) woman who is now reigning over the lobby. You can't miss her: she's usually yelling at some poor messenger, texting on her pink Blackberry, and oh, she's the size of a small house...no, a van; yes, that's it...the size of a van, a fluffy van to be more precise, with an ever persistent camel toe thanks to those snazzy grey slacks. I wrote slacks!

Although the property manager asked kindly that we make an avid attempt to use the freight entrance address when placing food orders, it is not necessary. Seems the whole business about being fined is just Dee tossing around her weight in a sorry attempt to not only exert some sort of non-existent authority, but also give her life purpose. The way I see it, this job is the highlight of Dee's life...it's not going to get much better for Dee...Dee has reached the pinnacle of her existence; her dream job, if you will, is this fancy lobby job on Broadway in Soho...and girl got the slacks and navy blazer as proof, shoot!

I do not approve of Dee's bravado! Dee must be brought down! I say we continue to have our deliveries come in the front door...and the next time Dee tries to prevent us from enjoying our overpriced sandwiches or salads, I'll have a word with her...yeah, that's right...I'll have a word with her (please note the use of italics there).

There are very few people in this world who deserve to sit upon high horses and look down at the rest of us, and Dee is clearly not one of them...her slacks, on the other hand, are slightly more deserving...

xo.