Re: Did You Have a Brain Tumor for Breakfast?

I have a hard time separating the idea of blades and suicide...must be the dark side in me. When I think of suicide, my brain immediately jumps to the movie Heathers...and in turn the song "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It)" by the fictional band Big Fun that became a big hit after suicide became all the rage at Westerberg High School. I was 11 years old when Heathers came out, and I've often wondered if my incessant watching of the movie during my adolescent years had something to do with the person I am now...my mild obsession with serial killers, perhaps?

There used to be a time where I would walk into the shipping room, pick up a box cutter with its brand new blade and hum to myself "teenage suicide...don't do it!" but those days are long gone. Why you ask? Because the eight plus box cutters that we once had in the shipping room, including the other two I kept in my desk drawer for emergency reasons, have disappeared. Even the box of refill blades are gone.

I'm not sure why this is...I'm not sure if someone is getting an obscene amount of packages at home that they needed to steal our stash of box cutters, or if it's something darker...something more sinister...

Whatever the reason may be, I would like to request that all box cutters be returned to the shipping room at once. No questions asked, no judgments made...just return 'em, ok? Great. Thanks so much.