Me: (silence)
Tina: Hello? Can I axe you somethin'?
Me: Tina, how many times have I told you the word is "ask?"
Tina: Fine, ho. Can I ask you somethin'?
Me: Ho?
Tina: Yeah ho! Haha...
Me: Tina, the word is whore...whore...say it with me: whore.
Tina: Ugh...whore whore whore! Hey whore, can I ask you something?
Me: Sure.
Tina: Um, now I forgot...
Me: Oh, Tina.
3 comments:
I would get an entirely different conversation if I used 'whore' (or ho) and 'Ax' with anyone in my office. Most likely it would become a list of one sort or another. Further proof you have the better office.
Maybe she meant to call you a gardening tool!
Hysterical! I have a running joke with a co-worker, calling each other "whore" or "slut" but we say it with love. ;)
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