Me: 'Yeah, I thought I heard him mention something about Bon Jovi.'
Stupid Coworker: '[Older gentleman coworker] is so hot now!'
Me: 'Ew. He's gross and old - if he'd been the lead singer of a moderately famous band, then maybe I could force myself to find him attractive.'
Stupid Coworker: 'But a roadie for Bon Jovi - that's the hottest thing I've ever heard!'
Me: 'You weren't even a zygote when Bon Jovi's first album came out...'
Stupid Coworker: 'So? He's so hot...I'd fuck him...'
Me: 'You are why people make fun of people from Jersey...just so you know.'
2 comments:
Well that's the fundamental difference between New York and New Jersey. In New York, we fuck lead singers. In New Jersey, they fuck the roadie. Each person gets the same result, feeling like they fucked someone famous, just the definitions are different because of life expectations. Like how working in finance in New Jersey, can mean you work the cash register at your uncle's auto body shop. Just think of it like a designer handbag and a cheap knock-off of such handbag. A girl from New York wouldn't touch the knock-off with a 10 foot pole, because if she is going to have that handbag,it's going to be the real thing. While the girl from New Jersey, would snatch up that cheap knock off and show it of every chance she got. Why? Expectations, lowered expectations. So Mandy, that's why the Jersey girl thinks the roadie is hot and you said a lead singer, it's not her fault, it's what she was raised to expect.
brilliantly stated, anonymous
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