Monday, November 10, 2008

Stupid Coworker's Quote(s) of the Day.

Me: "Why do you look so glum today?"

Stupid Coworker: "What? What's that? Glum? What does that mean?"

Me: "You don't know glum? It's like melancholy...so why do you look so melancholy today?"

Stupid Coworker: "What's that? I've never heard of that word either!"

Me: "You're kidding me, right?"

Stupid Coworker: "Well, we're not all English majors who know those kinds of words..."

Me: "Those kinds of words? They're like basic everyday standard conversation words!"

Stupid Coworker: "Not if I haven't heard of them."

5 comments:

Corey said...

HAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

Lamest comment response ever. Hahahaha. Nerd alert

Anonymous said...

Comments should never be a competition. Comments are reactions you twit and condemning someone for their reaction that was in favor of the humor of this blog makes you look like a fucking asshole. Because God forbid someone should appreciate the comic value of someone's writing. I bet the Stupid Coworker is you.

angry mandy said...

i concur.

miss bess said...

I apologized to a good friend of mine not long ago for being curt on the phone. He had no idea what I was talking about, because he didn't know what curt meant, nor did he realize I was acting in such a way. Next time I'll just say, "Sorry I was being an ass..."