Joey: Mandy, Please let us know who were JK’s favorite and least favorite people from Laura’s Halloween party. Thanks in advance.
Mandy: Jennie Klein, please decide on this matter and respond at your earliest convenience. Thanks.
JK: I do not like to be put in such awkward situations, but I am gonna say Laura on this one because she is an amazing host and was really nice to me. Joey, when you do something really nice for me, then you’ll be first on my list (I promise).
Mandy: Laura is an amazing hostESS…she’s a girl, Jennie Klein, not a tranny like that tranny whore who stole my Mrs. Mia Wallace look…
Laura: It was like that tranny ate Mia Wallace, then stole her clothes and went to my party…and then ate all my snacks.
JK: Actually, I was the one who ate all the bean dip. FYI. And since the party, I’ve been dreaming about Jello shots.
Mandy: We should have Jello shots everyday. I’ll make some tonight and distribute them tomorrow amongst the offices.
Laura: Adam invited me to his ‘Election Day party’ which I am clearly not going to, but he had a great idea – blue and red shots, and every time a red state wins you go red and vice versa…JELLO SHOT ELECTION DAY PARTY???
JK: I am hoping I don’t have to drink myself to death tomorrow night. But I want a fun party to go to – it’s going to be a long night.
Laura: Party at my house again!
Joey: But Ali can’t come. She loves Palin and is too cool for this email chain.
JK: Does she really love Palin??? I can’t party with republicans. FYI.
Mandy: She totally does. She had to ‘think’ before she voted…you don’t ‘think’ when it’s Obama vs McCain…you just do it. Like Nike.
Joey: She and her boyfriend who brings over trouble to parties seriously ‘had to think’ about who to vote for – Disgusting. Ali thinks Palin is smart.
Ali: Sorry! I’m just seeing all of this now!!! NO, I do not like Palin (she does have good political fashion sense though – I think she realy pretty) besides that my liking for her is purely superficial I hate to admit. Additionally, stop picking on me!!! Jennie Klein, I am trying to recreate the taco dip so party at my place ASAP!
Joey: And why Ali likes Palin – ‘I think she realy pretty’ --- Enough said
Mandy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ali: Not funny, Manders!
6 comments:
wait...so jennie klein gets invited to your new office people parties and i don't? weak sauce. very weak sauce.
you don't have the penchant for single rich jewish boys that Jennie Klein does, clifford! that's the only reason!
Laura hates clifford
I DO NOT!!!!
i'd be more than happy to put together a happy hour event, where we can all have cocktails at madame x...we can even do it on a night when Jennie Klein is at yoga, so we won't have her there trying to steal the show...
Does Ali have eyes like the weather?
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