Addictive Impulse Messaging.

mandyheartshubbell: do you want to know who i’m lovin' on today?

JMK82: no. i probably hate him.

mandyheartshubbell: Jamie Bell.

JMK82: who’s that?

mandyheartshubbell: he was in a movie i watched this weekend – he was also in Billy Elliot when he was a kid. he has a gorgeous body because he’s all lil’ dancer boy…

JMK82: ew. skinny. we have completely different taste in boys. fyi.

mandyheartshubbell: i know. i have standards and you, well, that’s still up for debate.

JMK82: you’re an ahole.

mandyheartshubbell: and you need a thesaurus. so the mean girls keep trying to add me as their friend on Facebook.

JMK82: haha. block them.

mandyheartshubbell: between them and some white trash girl who wanted to beat me up in junior high trying to add me too, i just can’t handle it!

JMK82: it’s just Facebook. block them all.

mandyheartshubbell: this must be what it’s like to be famous! i bet this is how Marc Jacobs feels every time some douche tries to add him on Facebook.

JMK82: but you’re no Marc Jacobs.

mandyheartshubbell: true. i have boobs, he doesn’t…and he might be taller too.