Addictive Impulse Messaging.

stkhmSyndrm81: oh, Cliff’s lil’ intern was pretty awkward today. first she said she dreamed about me.

mandyheartshubbell: oh no! which one is she? long hair one?

stkhmSyndrm81: yeah. I told her I was 19. so then I had to explain to her I was in fact older.

mandyheartshubbell: how old is she?

stkhmSyndrm81: dunno. then she asked me if I had any brothers here, and then where I went to college. I said in Sweden, and she said: that’s not a country, right?

mandyheartshubbell: HAHAHAHA

stkhmSyndrm81: I said no no, it’s a suburb of Switzerland. and we all cracked up except her.

mandyheartshubbell: you’re amazing.

stkhmSyndrm81: she still wasn’t sure what happened, so she googled a map of Sweden.

mandyheartshubbell: poor lil’ thing…she just wants some Swedish lovin’

stkhmSyndrm81: yeah, she even lent me her Metro card today…we’re practically engaged.

mandyheartshubbell: wow. all this time you’ve been looking for a girl who didn’t know Sweden was a country, and you finally found her…

stkhmSyndrm81: yeah.

mandyheartshubbell: isn’t she German? shouldn’t she know about other countries in Europe?

stkhmSyndrm81: no no…this is the American intern. but she’s from the Midwest, I believe.

mandyheartshubbell: oh, so she kind of has an excuse…