Fine! Only two of you have donated money so far. The rest of you have taken it upon yourselves to ruin what could have been a happy occasion.
I asked you to refrain from giving me your reasons as to why you wouldn't contribute...However, I didn't get one REASON at all.
The following excuses are unacceptable:
1. I've never met the wife.
2. I wasn't invited to the wedding.
3. I don't like Michael's laugh.
4. I'm not married, so why should I celebrate someone who is married?
Are you people kidding me? Out of all the malarkey, the only reasons I do find acceptable are:
1. I can't even take care of myself, let alone give my money to Michael who makes more than me.
2. I will not be celebrating the marriage of anyone, until everyone who wants to get married can.
Unless the last two apply to you - and there are only 3 of you that it applies to - you are now all OBLIGATED to donate at least one dollar. Pretend to be human for one second please, people!
Thanks in advance!
Mandy.
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But what if I don't like the way Michael blows his nose?
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