Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Re: Michael + Sarah = Marital Bliss...Pt. 2.

Fine! Only two of you have donated money so far. The rest of you have taken it upon yourselves to ruin what could have been a happy occasion.

I asked you to refrain from giving me your reasons as to why you wouldn't contribute...However, I didn't get one REASON at all.
The following excuses are unacceptable:

1. I've never met the wife.
2. I wasn't invited to the wedding.
3. I don't like Michael's laugh.
4. I'm not married, so why should I celebrate someone who is married?

Are you people kidding me? Out of all the malarkey, the only reasons I do find acceptable are:

1. I can't even take care of myself, let alone give my money to Michael who makes more than me.
2. I will not be celebrating the marriage of anyone, until everyone who wants to get married can.

Unless the last two apply to you - and there are only 3 of you that it applies to - you are now all OBLIGATED to donate at least one dollar. Pretend to be human for one second please, people!

Thanks in advance!
Mandy.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

But what if I don't like the way Michael blows his nose?