Re: Office Manager to Vacation Faraway.

Fellow Worker-Bees:

For those of you who don't already know, I will be out of the office all of next week - returning on Tuesday May 29th. To avoid all possible anxiety attacks, I will not be checking my email, and since I'm pretty sure that none of you will need to call me, I will not be giving out my cell number. I will be completely, totally and beautifully unreachable. However, I am leaving you with these few little bits of info, that might come in handy:

paper:
There is plenty of paper to last the office more than two weeks of excessive printing. Should it look like you've run out, just open the cabinet under the printer and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

all other office supplies:
Can be found in the drawers under my desk. The drawers - surprise surprise - are labeled accordingly, so it's pretty easy to locate stuff. Only take what you need, and leave the rest - to gorge oneself is never very becoming.

phones/computers, etc:
Something breaks, figure it out! I have a database of contacts and numbers of people who are more than willing to overcharge for any help you might need!

bathrooms:
If any of you clog a toilet, forcing the restaurant downstairs to finally sue us for damages, please take the following measures:
1. call 411
2. my parents live in NH, get their number
3. call them, and tell them what happened- that way they can contact me and I'll know not to bother coming back on Tuesday.

Great and thanks!
I'll send a postcard.

I'm Outta Here,
Mandy.

PS. Did anyone else cry at the end of last night's episode of The Office - Pam and Jim finally!